The world's worst surveys

In no particular order I am going to list the world's worst surveys, conducted for the supremely satisfying purpose of turning your brain into jelly.

1) http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-sex18.html
This says "Obese people enjoy sex after losing weight". Er...Duh?

I am a pathetic googler today, so I'll stop there for now. Keep coming back for updates.