Why Osama Bin Laden is not hanging out in a Bangalore Mall

Someone recently told me Mr. Laden could've shaved his beard and "hung out" in any big city in India. Well, I just found out something:

• He is 6 feet 4 inches tall. Perhaps more. (Source: FBI)
  

Chances are you'd notice someone that tall in India, and someone will go "hey...Hang on a minute!". In some Bangalore malls, there will be people bringing their kids to see him. Cops of course, won't recognize him because they're too busy clearing the traffic so that some VIP could travel faster to the airport.

Funny thing about that page. It says "Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.".

No 9/11? Perhaps the entire FBI web team is out there looking for this guy. And they want a single update from "Most Wanted" to "Now Dead".