Have you successfully controlled the size of your posterior? Or, even better, that of others?
You can then apply for the job of an "Ass Manager" in Bangalore.
Subject: Looking out for Ass Manager: Business Development for a multinational firm
(Company name censored) in Bangalore is looking out for Smart Business Development candidates with 3 to 5 years of experience. (Company) is a multinational firm with 40000 employees. Check website for further information.
The things that bangalore's laziness has brought about. Of course, this is butt expected. Nobody wants to be left behind.